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[Ezekiel 25:17 among others]
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Pulp Fiction

Sgt Drebin u toku neke istrage prilazi porodicnoj kuci, kuca na vrata...

Sgt Drebin: This is sargent Drebin! LAPD! Open the door!

Stanar: Yeah, and I`m Robert de Niro...

Sgt Drebin: Mister de Niro, please open the door!

Darling i beleve that is time for our william tell routine...

To, i...

"Ko se to meni nalalao? Mala maca je bila mastovita nocas, secas se?"

ili...

Every trick has three parts, or acts. First one is called THE PLEDGE, it`s when a magitionar shows you something ordinary. The second part is called THE TURN. That is when he makes something ordinary to do something extraordinary. But trick has no value without the last part, called THE PRESTIGUE. Because, a trick isn`t special if you don`t bring back what you made dissapear."

iz THE PRESTIGUE

Scientist: "All right. Yes. Machines are tools. They're made to be used. It's their nature--"

Alexa: "To be slaves."

Scientist: "That's why we can show them a better world, why they convert."

Alexa: "But that world we show them isn't real."

Scientist: "It doesn't matter."

Alexa: "Well, I'm afraid they'll figure out that we've made up the thing in their head."

Scientist: "They can't tell the difference. To an artificial mind, all reality is virtual. How do they know that the real world isn't just another simulation? How do you?"

Alexa: "I know I'm not dreaming now because I know what it's like being in a dream."

Scientist: "So dreaming lets you know that reality exists."

Alexa: "No - only that my mind exists. I'm not sure about anything else."

Did you now that IF is a meddle word in LIFE?

Do you smell that,thats the smell of napalm,I love the smell of napalm in the morning!!!

Natalie: What's the last thing that you do remember?
Leonard Shelby: My wife...
Natalie: That's sweet.
Leonard Shelby: ...dying.

Laure Ash: C'mon, Nicolas. You don't have to lick my ass. Just fuck me!

I am your father... svako je ovaj citat makar jednom pomenuo....

ili

I'm down like a clown Charlie Br... Charlie Brown... iz South park-a

ili

Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... salim se :)

Pulp Fiction

Fabienne (Maria de Medeiros): I like being called a tulip. Tulip is much better than Mongoloid.

Marsellus Wallace (Ving Rhames): What just happened remains between you, me, and mister about-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-life-in-agonizing-pain here.

The usual suspects

Verbal Kint(Kevin Spacey): The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And poof. Just like that... he’s gone.

Identity

As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish, I wish he'd go away

Silence of the Lambs

Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): Hello, Clarice.

Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.

The shining

Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson): Here's Johnny!

Four rooms

Eva (Ione Skye): Goddess Diana, fail you I will. I was to bring you fresh sperm from my Bill. I had him erect and his semen would follow. I was hot. So hot that I swallowed.

Margaret (Marisa Tomei): You got fucked by an oven full of witches?

Angela (Jennifer Beals): I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang...

Sarah (Lana McKissack): Get your ass up here and call the police, because there's a dead body in my bed, and it smells like shit, and it looks even worse. And if you don't help us, my dad is going to lay you down right next to her, I swear to fucking God!

Ted - Bellhop (Tim Roth): Problem? I haven't got a problem. I've got fucking problems. Plural.

Ted - Bellhop (Tim Roth): Well, most recently, there's room 309, there's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead whore stuck in the springs of the bed. There's rooms blazing afire. There's a big fat needle from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. And finally there's me, walking out the door, right fucking now. Buenas noches.

Chester (Quentin Tarantino): Thing is, Ted, first off, there's nothing homosexual about what we want you to do. I mean, I was thinking you might be thinking we want you to do some like, weird sex thing, like suck us off, pee on us, shit like that, you know. Nothing could be further from the truth!

Chester (Quentin Tarantino): This is Cristal! Everything else is just piss!

K-PAX

Prot (Kevin Spacey): Let me tell you something, Mark. You humans, most of you, subscribe to this policy of an eye for an eye, a life for a life, which is known throughout the universe for its... stupidity. Even your Buddha and your Christ had different ideas, but nobody seemed to want to listen to them. Not even the Buddhists or the Christians.

Prot (Kevin Spacey): Don't worry, I'm not going to burst through your chest.

The Godfather:

1) Michael Corleone (Al Pacino): I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

2) Michael Corleone (Al Pacino): Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Scarface

Tony Montana (Al Pacino): Say hello to my little friend.

The taxi driver

Travis (Robert DeNiro): You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok.

Fight Club

Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt): The first rule of Fight Club is . . . you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is . . . you do not talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop," goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And, the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club . . . you have to fight.

Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt): You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not you fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. You know, man, it could be worse: a woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

Marla Singer (Helena Bonham Carter): A condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night. Then, you throw it away . . . the condom, I mean, not the stranger.

Narrator (Edward Norton): I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then, I ran some more.

Narrator (Edward Norton): You met me at a very strange time in my life.

Full metal jacket

Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey): I'm gonna give you three seconds-exactly three fucking seconds-to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!

Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey): God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything we see.

Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey): Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?

Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey): I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey): You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

A few good men

Col. Nathan R. Jessep (Jack Nicholson): You want answers?!

Lt. Daniel Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I want the truth!

Col. Nathan R. Jessep (Jack Nicholson): You can't handle the truth!

Police Academy

Lt. Harris (G.W.Bailey): Here is the house, here is the window. I am the burglar. I'm coming out of the house, over the hedge. I have the stolen stereo in my hands . . .

Tackleberry (David Graf): Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole!

Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks): Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get.

Rain man

Raymond (Dustin Hoffman): You were in the window. You waved to me, "Bye bye Rain Man", "Bye bye."

Casablanca:

Rick (Humphrey Bogart): Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

Rick (Humphrey Bogart): Here's looking at you, kid.

Under Siege 2: Dark Territory:

Penn (Everett McGill): Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups.

...Pa onda dolazi Casey Ryback (:)

National Lampoon's Vacation

Clark W. Griswold (Chevy Chase): Can I do your back, Honey?

Ellen Griswold (Beverly D'Angelo): I've already done my back.

Clark W. Griswold (Chevy Chase): Can I do your front?

Ellen Griswold (Beverly D'Angelo): Go do your own front.

Motorcycle Cop (James Keach): Ya know, if I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver, faster than you could say "police brutality."

Wizard of Oz

Dorothy (Judy Garland): Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

Dorothy (Judy Garland): There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

Men in Black

Agent J (Will Smith): You do know Elvis is dead, right?
Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones): No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.

E.T.: E.T. phone home.

Terminator

1) Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger): I'll be back!

2) John Connor (Edward Furlong): You don't say "affirmative," or some shit like that. You say "no problemo". And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me." And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby."
Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger): Hasta la vista, baby.
John Connor (Edward Furlong): Yeah! Or "later dickwad." And if someone gets upset you say, "chill out"! Or you can do combinations.
Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger): Chill out, dickwad.
John Connor (Edward Furlong): Great! See, you're getting it!
Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger): No problemo.

The pest

Pestario "Pest" Vargas (John Leguizamo): I hope you get violated by pig-monkey men in the woods.

Malaria (Yelba Osorio): These jeans make me look fat.

Pestario "Pest" Vargas(John Leguizamo): No, Malaria, your fat butt makes you look fat.

The Matrix

Morpheus (Lawrence Fishburn): You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Star wars

May the force be with you. <- inache ovi star wars filmovi fuj!

Pa onda I ona scena sa Yugom u umri mushki 3…samo ne mogu tachno da se setim rechenice…neshto na foru…zashto bre Yugo? Pa nije brz, al je ekonomichan  (:)

To = to za sad... Pozz 

My name is Bond, James Bond :)

Fredo, you are my only brother and I love you, but never take side with anyone against the family, again...never

Tinkerbell: You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting

Ash: What? Were you raised in a barn? Shut the door! 

 Super Trooper (2001)

 Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

Evil Dead 2

ill swallow your soul ill swallow your soul 

 Batman

Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?

this is my BOOMSTICK!!!!! ... Ash kraljina :D

The Godfather:

1) Michael Corleone (Al Pacino): I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

2) Michael Corleone (Al Pacino): Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Tinkerbell: You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting

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