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Submitted by Rydah_SF on 29. May 2007 - 13:03.

Blog: The word "blog" is literally shorthand for "boring;" a vulgar, overused word that strikes your ear with the dull thud of a cudgel to the soft spot of a child. It's an abbreviation used by journalism drop outs to give legitimacy to their shallow opinions and amateur photography that seems to be permanently stuck in first draft hell. Looking in the archives of the blogs, one would expect someone who has been at it for years to slowly hone their craft and improve their writing and photographs, since it's usually safe to assume that if someone does something long enough, he or she will eventually not suck at it. Even with lowered expectations, you'll get a shotgun blast of disappointment in your face.
It's an unspoken rule that every blog must use the same layout as every other blog: long, slender columns of annoyingly condensed text, thousands of links to other blogs, plugs for shitty political books, and more links to yet more blogs.
The problem with this layout is that there's too much shit to click on. Seriously, who's ever going to click on all those links? The worst blogs are the ones that make every other word a hyperlink to another website so by the time you finish reading this sentence, you've forgotten what you were reading, or why you were reading it in the first place. Hey, this article is great but you know what would make it better? If I could read another article in the middle of it. Great design, morons.
If the thousands of mid-sentence links don't annoy you, the long slender columns of text will. Most of the screen on a blog is blank for an imaginary populace of readers still using 640x480 resolution. I didn't buy a 19" monitor to have 50% of its screen realestate pissed away on firing white pixels, you assholes. They don't print books on receipt paper for a reason. Every time I see this layout, I want to choke the creator with my dry, crackled, and bleeding hands for making my fingers so calloused from having to keep scrolling the mouse wheel to read your dumb "blog."
Taken from www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net


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nowitzazr      29. May 2007 - 13:45 STO HEJTUJES?

ZEZANJE :))))))

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alien      29. May 2007 - 13:52 Stalno to radi

Ne znam zašto...

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Rydah_SF      29. May 2007 - 14:10 Pa,ne hejtujem...samo

Pa,ne hejtujem...samo iznosim svoje mishljenje :D

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Kruko      29. May 2007 - 14:26 glup

hejt.

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Rydah_SF      29. May 2007 - 14:28 Kruko,zbog chega je glup?

Kruko,zbog chega je glup?

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Djela      29. May 2007 - 15:17 ...

zato sto je skroz nepotreban

ZEZANJE CHOVECHE!!!

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Rydah_SF      29. May 2007 - 17:00 Djela

Kontam zezanje...i ovo je zezanje...vi ne kapirate moj humor...mene ovo zasmejava...vi to primate k srcu :D
Ali ok :)

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Kruko      30. May 2007 - 10:38 kapiram ja zezanje

ali ovo je glup hejt, ne zezanje :)

aaaa, sad tek vidim, pa to je maddox. koje je to govno od lika. 

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Rydah_SF      30. May 2007 - 11:26 ahaha

Kontam da si ipak ti onaj koji hejtuje kruko

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Kruko      30. May 2007 - 18:25 ne znam za to

a takodje ne znam ko jos moze da se lozi na maddoxove iskompleksirane tekstove.