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Submitted by joler on 12. December 2007 - 16:46.

Bila tri debela Nemca i dodju u X ( mesto u SFRJ )

Šetaju oni tako gradom i reše da nauče malo jezika...

Idu oni tako ulicom i ljudi za njima pričaju..."Vidi, tri debela Nemca,
tri debela nemca,tri debela nemca..." -- i prvi zapamti:"Tri debela Nemca".

Idu oni dalje i nalete na uličnog prodavca koji viče:"Samo tri dinara za
pola kila šecera, ...za pola kila šećera...". Drugi zapamti:"Za pola kila
sećera".

Put ih dalje nanese pored stadiona i tamo su čuli kako se ljudi deru:
"Uraaa! Uraaaa!". To zapamti treci.

Idu dalje i naidju na neku guzvu. Proguraju se da vide sta se dešava, kad
tamo, a ono, medjutim , lezi mrtva baba. Tu je naravno bio i pandur koji
ih je odmah pitao:"Ko je ubio babu?"
Sad oni da se iskazu pocnu...pa prvi kaze:"Tri debela Nemca"
Pandur opet pita:"A zasto?"
Drugi:"Za pola kila secera"
Pandur:"Sad vas odma` vodim u zatvor!"
Treci:"Uraaa, Uraaa!"


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eyestea      12. December 2007 - 17:37 hahahahhahaha :D

bree....jeste da je star vic...ali ono..slatko je o5 nasmejati se necemu tako banalnom... :D hehehhe

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Nikolar91      12. December 2007 - 19:37 hehehe.. kako je glup

hehehe.. kako je glup vic...

ima bar jos 10 viceva na takvu foru sa papagajima i Pericom. 

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Skolex      12. December 2007 - 20:37 ...

nisi trebao da umaras prste radi toga :'(

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julishka      12. December 2007 - 22:51 Joleru, druze

tako i moji studenti uci engleski :) ponekad mislim da bas su takvi u engleskom zato sto i ruski poznaju na isti nacin :)

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bluecoolcat      13. December 2007 - 3:01 hihihi

to je prvi vic koji sam ja cula u zivotuLaughing

hvala!

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joler      13. December 2007 - 13:13 retro humor arheologija

poenta nije bila ispricati vic.. nego..

ovo je prakticno jedan od onih viceva koji se nalaze u zajednickom secanju verovatno svih starijih od 25, 6, 7... godina..

i ono sto je fenomen da ga svi znaju kao naslov.. ali retko ko moze da se seti cele price.. pa sam mislio.... 

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BOG      13. December 2007 - 17:56 pa ja imam 21 pa se secam

it's very very footinmouth-y...

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bluecoolcat      19. December 2007 - 0:49 zato i kazem

svaka cast!

ja sam zaista pokusavala da ga se setim:) 

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zilda      2. June 2008 - 18:38 felicia_miss@yahoo.co.uk

felicia_miss@yahoo.co.uk
Hopefully this mail will find you in a perfect state of  mind and good healthy condition. While going through the dating sites today, I came accross your profile which I personally find interesting and charming and decided to drop you few lines just to say hi,I am looking for a long term relationship in a man of your kind who unerderstands the need to love and be loved. I have taken time to see the age difference us but this is really within my choice of age range and I have no problems with that.
I sincerely find you and what I have read so far from your profile very interesting and I will like to know and hear more from you. Included  here with this mail is my email address through which you can reach me.  (felicia_miss@yahoo.co.uk)
I really look forward to reading from you soon.

Thanks.

 

miss Felicia

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BOG      28. June 2008 - 7:38 Ovde nalecemo samo Felicia i ja...

Ovde me ponekad greskom dovede opera za mob.
Koja je verovatnoca da ce ovo neko procitati?

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kyky4real      19. August 2008 - 11:25 celine_4ulove@yahoo.com

celine_4ulove@yahoo.com

Hello dearest in heart,
how are you to day including your health which is the most crucial thing in human life?i hope all is well with you over there in your country.my dear please i will like you to give me your email address for me to give you my picture and to tell you more about my self.because of scammers i dont want to display it on the internet.from yours in heart,
CELINE