How did the Universe and Pretty much all things rubbery began!

Back in the day when all was dull and boring,
when u couldn't find a gerbil on the ground snoring
u couldn't find a squirrel looking for nuts
or even the rantings of Lionel Hutz.

So all the people and all the plants
enjoyed this wonder and wore pants
And oblivious they made soccer chants
Not knowing their creators dance!

But their creator just stood and smiled,
she ate grass and was pretty mild,
and with a special happiness u could tell
it would crawl up in her shell,
Wishing for all of us to see
How happy we could actually be..